Okay, following up on yesterday’s Top 10 list, here are the top 10 reasons I hope Wedge is a girl:
10. Somewhere deep down, I’m convinced that I’m “that guy” who will always be surrounded by a houseful of women.
9. I’m a relatively boring guy, and I need others to inject drama into my life.
8. I’m 6’5″ and 215lbs. Teenage boys would love to see me answer the door when they come to pick up my daughter for a date.
7. Chicks dig me.
6. It might be my calling to add to the world’s female geek population.
5. Tying french braids is an important life skill that has so far escaped my attention.
4. I’m sure the toy store has a girls section, but I swear, I’ve never seen it.
3. Every man secretly needs more pink in his life.
2. Adding another little Maryalice to the world would be a gift to humanity.
1. Most importantly, the number one reason I hope Wedge is a girl is…